exotic, bookjacket, hamwig


Some cool love and sex images:

hamwig the exotic (bookjacket)

Image by postbear

hamwig was a creation i invented for a craigslist prank ad (and subsequently posted on b3ta, of course). in the miscellaneous romance section i posted the following:

After some disappointing encounters here I have built myself a lovely assistant from the deli counter. I bored a deep hole in her (tight!) and stapled on a pretty wig to make her easy to grip. I only used her twice tonight before my dog ran off with her but he only took a few bites out of the back so she's still lovely. Anyway I won't be using her anymore so I'll sell her to whoever needs her for say ten dollars (for another five bucks I'll scoop my muck out for you). Her name is Hamwig and she is beautiful.

not anticipating any response, i was surprised when, over the course of a few days, five different guys replied (and two of them seemed to think it was a real ad and i had actually made and was selling this... device). i set up a meeting with one in a coffeeshop and waited around until he showed up quite late and promptly ran off looking a bit disturbed. this is the book jacket i made so he could spot me in the coffeeshop (well, it's a version of the jacket i made, the original needed work).

that was in 2007 - since then i've reposted the hamwig ad in toronto and other cities, but for some reason people keep flagging it off. there are other craigslist adventures in the bastardisations and manipulations set, as well as some i have yet to post here. in other art news, here's a hi-res version of caravaggio's bacchus (and a few other pieces by some lesser artists).

i hate craigslist and would gladly destroy it if i could.

A quickie / Un quiqui




Image by . SantiMB .

Sant Jaume dels Domenys, Baix Penedès, Tarragona (Spain).

'A quickie / Un quiqui' On White

ENGLISH
I did not know that this word of the Spanish jargon it was so similar in English, and this gives me to understand that surely it is an anglicism introduced in Spain by the rage of some tourists (see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quickie).

This pair of shameless is Lachnaia pubescens, beetles of the Chrysomelidae family. They are quite voracious and very harmful for the cultures, it is habitual to find them in many types of plants, as much wild as of garden. This species often usually is confused with Lachnaia sexpunctata that not lives in the Iberian Peninsula.

They are beetles of slow movements and something clumsy. Under its elytra they have wings that serve to move of plant to plant and to flee before threats. They are very abundant and sustenance of many predators like spiders, killer flies and some bugs.

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CASTELLANO
No sabía yo que en esta palabra del argot español fuera tan parecida en inglés, lo que me hace suponer que seguramente se trata de un anglicismo introducido en España por el furor de algunos turistas.

Esta pareja de desvergonzados son Lachnaia pubescens, unos escarabajos de la familia Chrysomelidae. Son bastante voraces y muy dañinos para los cultivos, es habitual encontrarlos en muchos tipos de plantas, tanto silvestres como de jardín. Esta especie se suele confundir a menudo con Lachnaia sexpunctata que no se encuentra en la Península Ibérica.

Son escarabajos de movimientos lentos y algo torpes. Cuentan bajo sus élitros con alas que les sirven para desplazarse de planta en planta y para huir ante amenazas. Son muy abundantes y sustento de muchos depredadores como arañas, moscas asesinas y algunos chinches.


La Fin du Monde




Image by ecstaticist

In February 1994, after 18 months of research, Unibroue launched La Fin du Monde (the end of the world). It is a 9 percent alcohol, triple fermentation beer. This type of beer was originally developed by the monks of the Middle Ages to be served on special occasions. La Fin du Monde is a deluxe beer made by triple fermentation and a unique way of straining the yeast. This method produces an unexpectedly subtle flavour. With its champagne-like effervescence, it has a vigourous presence in the mouth, which accentuates its strong personality. Slightly tart, with the balanced flavours of wild spices, malt and hops, it belongs to the class of great Trappist beers and, in this regard, is a North American first. At meals, it can replace white or red wines and enhances the flavour of most dishes.

Please drink this beer in the large bottle




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